I’m very sorry I haven’t said anything in a long time. I’ve been outside enjoying the sun. I’ve also been inside enjoying the basement.

In the basement there are computers…and pornography.

Mostly pornography. Jane Crazy dropped by our back door again the other night and drunkenly suggested we trim our trees.

I, so, should have given her the goopy quarter.

Also, this morning, the fine insub folks were discussing the news calling people Suicide Bombers or Homicide Bombers.

This spurred me to make this [Suicide Bomber Shirt].

Buy one for your moms, your boss, yourself. I don’t make any money, and the lawyers from Nintendo may show up soon.

It looks like this…