I always knew he’d come to a bad end…
Friday June 13th 2003, 7:30 pm
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[Poor Rex…]

So, eBay killed all of [Cockeyed’s] auctions. Why? Because they had a link back to his website in them.

And that, is the saddest thing ever.

Even sadder than…a little girl who is told by her parents that she will never be pretty.

And then they open the door, and on the porch is a little white suit case with all of her things [in it].

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I feel safest of all…
Friday June 13th 2003, 6:52 pm
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The other day in the parking lot, I thought I was going to see human drama unfold.

A car, was half out of a parking space, and blocking the alley. Another car had pulled in, and was stopped right by the other car.

It caught my attention, when the car pulling in, or rather, the driver, was holding down his car horn.

One of the two men in the minivan blocking the alley, looked out his window, smiled, and held his middle finger out, for a good ten seconds at the blocked driver.

My coworker, looked over at it, and remarked, “I saw the whole thing, officer.”

“Yea, and it was excellent.” I added.

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PORNOGRAPHIC LIBRARIANS
Thursday June 12th 2003, 8:00 pm
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[Librarians in Pornography]

The URL is not safe for work, it’s all text, and no pictures. It’s academic. But… do you want to go to a url with word PORN in it, while at work?

Here’s a quote from the page about “Bang the librarian hard” - “Stereotypes: frigid old librarian who just needs to be turned on, horny young librarian, much more privacy and isolation than typical in a school library”

Ok, so I put this here to be sensational, however, it’s a pretty interesting read about Librarians and their images.

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Rex.
Wednesday June 11th 2003, 7:38 pm
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[eBay item 2537747337 (Ends Jun-17-03 00:20:18 PDT ) - Rex! Awesome fun plush pal! - pule]

Yea. I want one.

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My Current Obsession
Saturday June 07th 2003, 12:20 pm
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I’ve been spending all my time playing [Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory]. As you guessed, it’s another Nazi-shootin’ game.

So many hours. The picture above, may not make sense to you.

It details just how many Nazi’s I killed in 30 minutes.

I’ll unravel the mystery for you. A lot. I killed a LOT of Nazis.

ALL THE NAZIS AROUND THAT WERE DOWN IN NAZI TOWN.

It’s a good thing that Daks became obsessed with making music videos about the subtle underplays of love, between characters in her favorite movies.

If she hadn’t, I’m sure she would have kicked me in the head the last time she heard someone with a German accent yell “MEDIC!”.

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Bugger All.
Wednesday June 04th 2003, 10:10 am
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There is a place in Cheney, WA.

I used to drive by it every day.
It is called, “The Ruggery”.
Their sign is in some fancy brush font.
Every time I drove by it,
I’d think it said “The Buggery”,
and I’d think to myself…

“Sounds like a fun place.”

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Apologies
Tuesday June 03rd 2003, 7:54 pm
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It’s been so warm, and I’ve been in Reno. I have some stuff to post. It’s coming. Enjoy some tentacle porn.

There used to be a picture here, of a woman licking a boot with an unwordly squid tentacle tongue.

Since there is money to be made in that, the photographer yanked it, and put a copyright on it. I would have gone with a water mark myself.

At least it didn’t turn into a giant diseased donger.

I would have done that, if it were my picture.

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